Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The Day The Music Died

Recently, Ber SonicWalled me. I cannot access DivShare. I cannot access YouTube. I cannot access Slate or Drudge or Chrudge.

I can resign myself to the sad reality and declare:

איך גיי אין ארבייט, די ניגונים לאז איך אייך

Or I can stand up to the tyranny and ask you to join me, fellow authors, readers and listeners, in a perfect chorus of defiance.

Let us sieze this day, this forum and the song bottled within each of our souls to demand an end to the silence:

As one we say:

Mr. Baumgarten! Tear Down This Wall!!!

30 comments:

Shmuel said...

You really need to get revenge on the dork IT guy.

I would jack up his car on four cement blocks so the wheels were barely off the ground...then let the air out of all four tires. When he puts his car in reverse, the wheels will spin and he'll get out to see why he's not going anywhere...figure out the problem...jack the car back up...remove the blocks...let the car down...and discover the four flats.

That's what I did once to some A-hole. I even watched from a distance to get real satisfaction. Turns out I was a bigger A-hole than he ever imagined

Shimshon said...

dem okies gonna want ti' work for fi' cence an hour,LOCK HIM UP,HES STARTING A REVOLT.

Ber said...

I will not go down without a fight, and I won't be a pushover like those Russians were.
Please go ahead and do that whole thing to my car, that should be lots of fun.

Just remember that as the dork IT guy, I can also block Avi from accessing THIS blog if I choose.

Peretz said...

Ber.
Thou can giveth and thou can taketh away.
You are all powerful and all mighty. We bow to you supreme IT guy.

BTW, does installing and using AOL still work to bypass the sonic wall?

Ber said...

NOTHING can bypass my wall!

Avi said...

(IF you know what I meeeeaaaannn...)

Peretz said...

http://www.ehow.com/how_5184264_around-sonicwall-filter.html

enjoy.

Ber, now what you gonna do?

Leibel said...

On behalf of decent people everywhere, I ask:

Have you no shame? Have you no decency?

Avi said...

Peretz: We can't open that link here...

Ber said...

Peretz, I repeat: NOTHING can bypass my wall!

Chana said...

While we're at it, the idea was brought up yesterday to hack the actual cubicle walls down to half their height as well... but that's not really Ber's dept.

Avi said...

It will be if we hack the walls... the whole damn place will be Ber's department!

Shmuel said...

What's the make and model of Ber's car?

Ber said...

It's a white '98 Mercury Grand Marquis.

Shmuel said...

LMAO!!! Is it the same one that;s missing the door handle on the passenger side?

Shimshon said...

UMMM! IM NOT SURE WHO THIS BER GUY IS, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE (OTHER THEN THE FACT THAT I AM USING CAPS),THE "'98 Mercury Grand Marquis" THAT IS MENTIONED ABOVE IS MY CAR .DIMA AND SIRUGA ARE ON THEIR WAY!AND THEY DON'T "HACK" WALLS THEY EAT THEM, AND THEN SPIT OUT PEOPLE LIKE BER FOR MESSING WITH THE RUSSIAN COMMUNITY.NOW,MAYBE PERETZ CANT PASS THROUGH UR SONIC STUFF AND AOL AND ALL , BUT ONE THING I ASSURE YOU THAT BOTH DIMA AND SIRUGA WONT GET THROUGH IT THEY WILL DEVOUR IT.THE RUSSIAN WILL NOT SIT AND LET THE STEAM BLOW OUT HIS EARS AS HE SIPS STOLYCHNAYA OUT OF HIS BOTTLE.

Avi said...

Aaaand... this War is officially no longer Cold.

Leibel said...

Those 2 Russians will have to fight P in order to get to Ber.

Them and their Stolichnaya sipping mouths don't stand a chance.

Shmuel said...

And bear in mind that, Dima and Siruga do all this whilst belting out "Barcelona" on top of thier lungs!

Shimshon said...

Russians don't fight, they destroy.

Leibel said...

Ain't nothing that can destroy P.

Other than an unreasonable print deadline, that is.

Shimshon said...

Dima and Siruga now know your weakness!shame.

preacher said...

was it the handle or the mirror that waz bust??

Ber- "you'll never walk alone!"

Leibel said...

Not walking alone doesn't stop you from losing.

Avi said...

"Always have in mind, our brothers left behind... trapped in the Sonic Curtain! Pleading for entertainment... quitting to make a statement. Thousands shouting: NO! Where did Facebook go? Enough of this work and this quiet!"

preacher said...

k now thats just a tangent...

the subject were on right now is "Братья слипание"

(http://translate.google.com/#en|ru|brothers%20sticking%20together)

ber - does that link work??

Ber said...

Avi, this is no Sonic curtain, this is a Sonic WALL. As I said before I'm no pushover like those Russians were.

Preacher, I'm touched - especially since you're also stuck behind the wall.
The link works but if you try it backwards you'll see that it may not be exactly what you were looking to say.

Shimshon said...

Братьев нужно ничего, кроме матушки-России с любовью

Peretz said...

http://www.mediafire.com/?j5mjekwglfy

what?

yg said...

before 10 and after 6.
more important you need to make yourself necessary!!
the more you post, the more you will needed...