Recently, Ber SonicWalled me. I cannot access DivShare. I cannot access YouTube. I cannot access Slate or Drudge or Chrudge.
I can resign myself to the sad reality and declare:
איך גיי אין ארבייט, די ניגונים לאז איך אייך
Or I can stand up to the tyranny and ask you to join me, fellow authors, readers and listeners, in a perfect chorus of defiance.
Let us sieze this day, this forum and the song bottled within each of our souls to demand an end to the silence:
As one we say:
Mr. Baumgarten! Tear Down This Wall!!!
You really need to get revenge on the dork IT guy.
ReplyDeleteI would jack up his car on four cement blocks so the wheels were barely off the ground...then let the air out of all four tires. When he puts his car in reverse, the wheels will spin and he'll get out to see why he's not going anywhere...figure out the problem...jack the car back up...remove the blocks...let the car down...and discover the four flats.
That's what I did once to some A-hole. I even watched from a distance to get real satisfaction. Turns out I was a bigger A-hole than he ever imagined
dem okies gonna want ti' work for fi' cence an hour,LOCK HIM UP,HES STARTING A REVOLT.
ReplyDeleteI will not go down without a fight, and I won't be a pushover like those Russians were.
ReplyDeletePlease go ahead and do that whole thing to my car, that should be lots of fun.
Just remember that as the dork IT guy, I can also block Avi from accessing THIS blog if I choose.
Ber.
ReplyDeleteThou can giveth and thou can taketh away.
You are all powerful and all mighty. We bow to you supreme IT guy.
BTW, does installing and using AOL still work to bypass the sonic wall?
NOTHING can bypass my wall!
ReplyDelete(IF you know what I meeeeaaaannn...)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ehow.com/how_5184264_around-sonicwall-filter.html
ReplyDeleteenjoy.
Ber, now what you gonna do?
On behalf of decent people everywhere, I ask:
ReplyDeleteHave you no shame? Have you no decency?
Peretz: We can't open that link here...
ReplyDeletePeretz, I repeat: NOTHING can bypass my wall!
ReplyDeleteWhile we're at it, the idea was brought up yesterday to hack the actual cubicle walls down to half their height as well... but that's not really Ber's dept.
ReplyDeleteIt will be if we hack the walls... the whole damn place will be Ber's department!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the make and model of Ber's car?
ReplyDeleteIt's a white '98 Mercury Grand Marquis.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Is it the same one that;s missing the door handle on the passenger side?
ReplyDeleteUMMM! IM NOT SURE WHO THIS BER GUY IS, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE (OTHER THEN THE FACT THAT I AM USING CAPS),THE "'98 Mercury Grand Marquis" THAT IS MENTIONED ABOVE IS MY CAR .DIMA AND SIRUGA ARE ON THEIR WAY!AND THEY DON'T "HACK" WALLS THEY EAT THEM, AND THEN SPIT OUT PEOPLE LIKE BER FOR MESSING WITH THE RUSSIAN COMMUNITY.NOW,MAYBE PERETZ CANT PASS THROUGH UR SONIC STUFF AND AOL AND ALL , BUT ONE THING I ASSURE YOU THAT BOTH DIMA AND SIRUGA WONT GET THROUGH IT THEY WILL DEVOUR IT.THE RUSSIAN WILL NOT SIT AND LET THE STEAM BLOW OUT HIS EARS AS HE SIPS STOLYCHNAYA OUT OF HIS BOTTLE.
ReplyDeleteAaaand... this War is officially no longer Cold.
ReplyDeleteThose 2 Russians will have to fight P in order to get to Ber.
ReplyDeleteThem and their Stolichnaya sipping mouths don't stand a chance.
And bear in mind that, Dima and Siruga do all this whilst belting out "Barcelona" on top of thier lungs!
ReplyDeleteRussians don't fight, they destroy.
ReplyDeleteAin't nothing that can destroy P.
ReplyDeleteOther than an unreasonable print deadline, that is.
Dima and Siruga now know your weakness!shame.
ReplyDeletewas it the handle or the mirror that waz bust??
ReplyDeleteBer- "you'll never walk alone!"
Not walking alone doesn't stop you from losing.
ReplyDelete"Always have in mind, our brothers left behind... trapped in the Sonic Curtain! Pleading for entertainment... quitting to make a statement. Thousands shouting: NO! Where did Facebook go? Enough of this work and this quiet!"
ReplyDeletek now thats just a tangent...
ReplyDeletethe subject were on right now is "Братья слипание"
(http://translate.google.com/#en|ru|brothers%20sticking%20together)
ber - does that link work??
Avi, this is no Sonic curtain, this is a Sonic WALL. As I said before I'm no pushover like those Russians were.
ReplyDeletePreacher, I'm touched - especially since you're also stuck behind the wall.
The link works but if you try it backwards you'll see that it may not be exactly what you were looking to say.
Братьев нужно ничего, кроме матушки-России с любовью
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediafire.com/?j5mjekwglfy
ReplyDeletewhat?
before 10 and after 6.
ReplyDeletemore important you need to make yourself necessary!!
the more you post, the more you will needed...